Procrastinators Anonymous

Hi everyone. I'm Kevin and I'm a procrastinator.

"Hi Kevin"

I was almost half way through the 12 step program, but now that the semester is drawing to a close and all of the big due dates are looming, I've been having some relapses. I'm not proud of it, but I do think I need to talk about it.

So, where do I start?

Well, this weekend I planned to be working on my big Standards Paper for my Ed-psych class but I had some downtime and I thought, "First, just to chill out, I'll get online and watch a movie or TV show."

"Hey, this one looks interesting."

Twin Peaks... Yeah, terrible idea.

Why I chose to start watching this amidst massive amounts of homework is beyond me. But now, I can't write a paper about adolescent development until I figure out who killed Laura Palmer

So the weekend is drawing to a close and I've seen most of the first season of twin peaks and gotten no homework done.

I sit down, determined to get some real work done. I type out a paragraph and then I come to a dramatic realization

I hadn't yet listened to the newest Mat Kearney album back to front

I really needed to do that. And in order to really appreciate, I needed to give it all of my attention. Homework would have to wait

I have a disease

From there, I somehow ended up here. From there, I somehow ended up here, and from there, I ended up here, and from there, I more or less gave up on doing anything meaningful with my time

I think there's a deeper issue behind my procrastination.

I just... don't want to do my homework. I'll do anything to get away from it. I suppose this is all just my elaborate way of escaping it, and I'm here today because I know that its hurting myself and my loved ones.

A breakthrough!

Well, everyone, I'm going back of into the world, stepping beyond my procrastination to face my homework in order to get it done and out of my life forever

Thank you all for listening.

Hold on... Oh my God, this is awesome!